Junos

So I had a quick stop on the last one. Juno's this year were pretty amazing. The live show was impressive, Canada is the best country I love living here. Drake was actually really funny. I was so surprised... I didn't watch Degrassi or anything so I guess I don't know much about his acting abilities but I loved it. Old Money skit was so funny I think I have showed every person I run into that video. Even the homeless are starting to tell me to fuck off about it. Jokes. They love it... jokes I don't talk to homeless people.. jokes I love talking to homeless people... jokes I don't but not that I wouldn't... jokes I just don't have the opportunity very often... jokes?? not that I want the opportunity.... *silence* So the show was good... after the show I met up with Bandizzle and had way too much fun and drinks at the Drake 'after party'. I guess you could say we got crunk? I also never knew Pags could booty pop. Learn something new every night. It was Drake's 'Official' after party...I don't think I have ever seen so many girls in one place in my entire life. And I am a girl... you would think I would have access to girl type things that could potentially attract the female demographic. There were more dudes at the Sex and the City movie premiere. There were more dudes at Lilith fair... jokes I didn't go to Lilith fair... jokes not that I wouldn't have I am just not a lesbian... jokes there is nothing wrong with lesbians... jokes... my sister is a lesbian... No joke... Alright I am done.. Anyway it was a lot of fun the music was amazing it was like they pulled every single one of the songs off our party play lists. Every time someone throws a party they make a party play list. This one was New Years Fuck It Or Die Play List 2009. So yah we had to leave and go to the Liberty Grand Industry party so we left right after Drake arrived. We happened to be standing right by where Drake and his like 30 people guest list of people were sitting. As soon as they came out its like everyone turned into a mix between the walking dead and some type of mob in a scene in a movie where everyone figured out the world is about to end and start panicking. All I remember is saying " Oh Drake showed up---" and suddenly the smell of rum and coke became shockingly strong as my drink was volleyball bumped into my face. My friend were suddenly swallowed up my a sea of star struck 20 - 30 something year old women wearing stage make up. I actually have not been in a mosh bit since I went to see Thrice at the Docks (Sound Academy) back in like 2005. And my friends had no complains cause 2/3 are dudes and had not felt that much ass and tits on multiple locations of their bodies at the same time since.... well ever. So yah we left and went to the Liberty grand. I was really drunk I think I am remembering the name right its like right beside Muzik like 5 min walk down the street. It was fun it was the Juno sponsored label party. Open bar didn't help my hang over... since I was already pretty trashed. Highlights included Chromio dance party, they are so cute. Down With Webster, I am wrong but the Black (probably half white) guy in Down With Webster is super super sexy with sun glasses on. I am down... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEdvXM45nIY Actually Cam is hot also...I am double down. Singer looks like he would cry after sex. Umm what else... oh I avoided one of the biggest (bother figurative and literally) from Universal due to the fact that last open bar party Cala told him off in a bad (good) way. Cala was in the right this guy is a huge douche bag... Anyway... uhh I don't know I danced all night... went home and had a mini after party at like 4 am with Cala where we you tubed videos of babies doing funny things. The End.